Archive for June, 2012

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(At a shopping mall)

Ben: I still have not renewed my passport for the Jason Mraz Singapore concert next month.

Sister 1: You have been procrastinating since a month ago!

Ben: Say if I missed the renewal date, I could always ask my friend put me in the trunk and bring me in as a dead body.

Sister 1: How would you explain it to customs?!

Ben: I insisted to be buried in Singapore.

Sister 1: Are you sure you they still won’t need your passport renewed?

Sister 2: Once a person is dead, it will considered as property by the law, no longer subject to the privileges of the living.

Ben: Perfect.