Pick Up Line

(On our way to family brunch)

Sis: Do you court girls in the club?

Ben: Well I try to but seems like my pick up line has always been greeted by cold shoulders.

Sis: What exactly do you say to them?

Ben: “Why don’t you and I go back to a more conducive mating environment so I may fertilise your eggs and create life in that oh so healthy hips of yours.”

Sis: No wonder you get turned down, women want something more long term. Work on that.

Ben: “Then I shall work really hard to send that life in your hips to college, buy us a house, two cars and a proper burial ground for our corpses.”

Sis: Better.

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